First Post!

So?It's not that am bloggin' for the first time,it's not that am new to blogging,blogger....
Do you need to have a fantastique première post?
See how dumb/boring/morose my first post on this blog is getting.What is it about posting something interesting that people make such an issue of?So lemme give you some gyan on increasing your hitcount:
Sutra#1 If you are a girl(pretty,even better!)
Sutra#2 Have a good display pic(pic in which you are looking "WoW!",or the part of your face that is showing up in the pic is!)
Sutra#2.2 li'l handson on Photoshop helps bigtime, evenbetter have a boyfiriend who can do this for you.
Sutra#3You are a pretty girl,have a great display image and chose to reply to everyone who comments on your girly girl dumb post.

what if you are a guy then?
well...then you'll have to do some cheesy cheap stuff viz posting the link to your blog on practically any wall(online) you come across,worse yet,ask(read request) people to visit this link.

I hate 'em all,so ll do none!
Do visit My Old Adda(last life) and Some More TP(few of the articles that got published in THE HINDU)Ahh...here i go...well...this was marketting! :P